poodle petting

when you comd a pussy then fuck it

ken is poodle petting me

by booby name May 5, 2006

Cherry Pitting

See “Melon Mashing”, but for Chinamen.

I wanted to Melon Mash but we couldn't because we're Chinese. Cherry Pitting is the next best thing.

by This is a mess October 22, 2009

Vladimir Putin

A former President of the United States who was kicked out of the office for sexual terms with members of the white house. Vladimir was also the 1st-25th President of the United States. He was also the first human to exist along with Donald J Trump and Kim Jong Un. Now they all live together as one big happy gay family.

Person 1: Hey look, Vladimir Putin is dancing to Rasputin
Vladimir: Come dance with me
Person 1: That´s gay
Vladimir: No it isn´t

by ReaperFL November 9, 2018

putting in work

Dropping alias in the toilet after a long day of mowing the lawn.

"Hey Tod what are you doing tomorrow?"

"oh you know, just putting in work"

by Jellypicklejuice March 14, 2017

Putining

Doing things shirtless like russian president Vladimir Putin

Dmitry: did you see Vladimir Putining yesterday?

Aleksandr: Yeah. he looked totally badass cuddling a tiger shirtless.

Dmitry: I totally agree. And I'm not just saying that so Putin doesn't kill me.

by Ivan Dennisovich April 30, 2014

Putin Bot

Convenient European/American way of dismissing someones pro-Russian opinion or fact.

Putin Bot: Oh man I feel bad for those police officers in Maidan riots.
Eurotrash: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK THOSE FUCKS SHOT PEACEFUL PROTESTERS N SHIEET.
American: Nothing to see here, just a Putin bot.

by SU-152 June 14, 2017

Putin's Pony

Another name for a Moscow Mule; a cocktail made with Ginger Beer, Vodka, and fresh lime juice.

Yo, Bartender- Vladamir! Three more Putin's Ponies for Ivanka, Svetlana, and I. No, make that four; Ivana needs a Putin's Pony, too!

by Yoyoyammam111 March 28, 2017