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Political Incontinence

When a political figure can't control his mouth about some things and nasty things come out of it.
Bowling game points of Obama:

Person a: "Did you hear what Obama said on Leno about his bowling game?"

Person b: "No"

Person a: "He said he bowled a 129 and that he played like special olympics".

Person b: "Oh, right, that's a case of political incontinence."
by franclml April 8, 2009
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Political Fashionista

A person who partakes in trendy political agendas purely on being fashionable with what's happening for their own shallow appearance.
"it angers me how many people are talking about what people can say and what they can't. Can you believe that people are trying to limit free speech if its offensive!?"

"I know, don't worry. It'll be over soon, they're just political fashionistas. Soon the trends will shift to something else.
by Dr.FranknMr.Stein January 14, 2020
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Political shame job

When a group from a political party do things to someone that are so wrong you would look at politics in a whole new light. The mass grave of people they cloned to cover it up kinda light…then you’d puke
That girl got a political shame job not even Monica Lewinsky could touch but definitely helped plan and that shame job is probably the only one that passed the lie detector test. Poor thing, I don’t think she’s even considered a person anymore. How she not a heroin addict yet? Email her and ask…
by Helltagged October 14, 2022
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politics

stupid shit. anyone who's too into politics should not be trusted
Guy 1: Do you want to talk about politics?
Guy 2: No *walks away)
by wikipedia has a gay sex page?! December 15, 2023
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political christian

A person who hasn't been near a church since their Christening and knows bugger all about Christian beliefs but due to their right wing political leanings defines themselves as Christian.
Often as an attempt to justify religious bigotry e. g. "I don't want no moozlims bringing their Shania law to this country. I'm a Christian this is a Christian county"
" Jeff thinks pancake day is a celebration of how tasty pancakes are and doesn't even go to church at Christmas but he's racist so naturally he's a political Christian."
by Uffish Tea November 6, 2018
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Politically Depressed

Principled people feel an unshakable, deep depression set in when the wrong politics is winning in their government or culture.

That person is “politically depressed”.
After xyz won the election, I’m in a haze, daze, and/or stupor. I honestly feel politically depressed. In the clinical sense of that word. He’s been in office for YEARS and I still can’t shake the deep depression that has set in.
by Sue Denim September 4, 2020
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political

how to respond when someone types or says something that makes no sense
"yedgviueviyefvgfgrilewu"
"woah dont get too political there"
by morefuntomiss April 22, 2022
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