phantom_wow

phantom_wow is something to describe someone who is annoying

omg Ashlee is such a “phantom_wow”

by Shawn Greg October 1, 2020

phantomphilia

When a person has sexual relations with a ghost.

Dude #1: Bro, I just pissed on a ghost and now it's horny as hell. What do I do?
Dude #2: Phantomphilia all the way, my dude.

by Cyanide Candy October 7, 2020

Phantom Head

When you got head to good you can still feel it

“Her dome game was so good I got phantom head and it’s been like a week”

by Fungoid October 12, 2020

Phantom messages

Where you get notifications for a message and you check to see it but it isn’t there and when no one deleted it.

Even when you check a groups audit log it will show no sign of a message being deleted.

“Did you delete these messages?”
“No, must be some phantom messages”

by Maxi moo October 19, 2020

Phantom LaPlesh

When a man and woman who are engaged in sexual intercourse, change positions so to be locked in the " doggy-style" approach; and the woman ( using her more dominant ✋) reaches all the way back (in-between bolth her's and his leg's) find's and very gently caresses, downward stroking with fingers; and randomly, softly grabbing , holding, palming. She might ( just before he's about to CUM) very slowly & carefully grasp, delicately squeeze his extremely treasured ball bag of might and pleasure.

" ya bro, I was already into her before, but a couple nights ago, while we were making love, twords the end I was taking her from behind; she totally gave me a Phantom LaPlesh! It felt so good I couldn't hold on any longer and came. She said she knew I'd really like the "Phantom LaPlesh".

by Stylar Sensation 4 TRIST-Corp October 21, 2020

Phantomo

The feeling of FOMO (fear of missing out) during lock-down. You forget for moment that there is nothing to miss out on, so the feeling is like a phantom pain.

I feel like I should be at some party right now. But there is no party, so I must feel phantomo.

by Laurierdropje October 30, 2020

Phantom Scanning

The act of appearing to scan the NHS track and trace app, but not actually scanning it

So I popped into Pizza Express for a quick bite, and the waitress was like ‘you’ve got to scan the NHS app before sitting down’. So I take out my phone and appear to scan it, but in fact I’m phantom scanning it. No lock down for me, ha ha ha ha

by Misscriant October 31, 2020