BUSINESS GOOSE
Cold Christian Chicken Priest
Can Be A Chonker
Likes To Show Breasts by running at people with them in front of it.
Cold Christian Chicken Priest
Can Be A Chonker
Likes To Show Breasts by running at people with them in front of it.
by DrinkBleachIfYouAreSad February 11, 2020

One who marches to the beat which Society has driven into their soul; one who has no backbone; a weak person, who lives up to unacceptable standards provided by society.
Was out last night and ran into a buncha societical penguins who tried to tell me I should pay my income tax!
by Redeyedrummer1977 June 2, 2019

This is the strict parent, who disciplines their children (or other children) publicly. Although the name may sound confusing, it’s an ironic reference to the the contrasts between how actual penguin mothers are incredibly loving and caring, versus the public disciplinarian.
This parent, in the middle of their children’s game, will charge the field, to yell at a referee, their son, or another kid. This is different from heckling, penguin parents are much more confrontational.
by Big josh boy yuhh May 16, 2023

by Cubed3D February 13, 2025

“Ahh no I forgot my car keys” “Wow bob your really acting like Doan N the penguin she’s so stupid and ugly and dum dum
by Big man wife having Giga chad April 24, 2022

This is a very rare organism which is typically found somewhere in Botswana. It is inseparable to its mate Panda Girl and it is often found in her cupboard (or as some would say... not often enough). It’s appearance is moderately fluffy and you will know you have encountered it when you hear “OH” or “AHA” in very inappropriate situations.
by Hefalumpkin38 May 11, 2019

The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.
by pacmanboy March 11, 2020
