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shizz muffin

a milder form of the word shit, used mainly by teenagers.
1: "ugh, I'm so fed up with this shizz muffin!"

2: "I had to stay behind to pick up all the shizz muffin that fell out of my backpack."
by Lainebear December 31, 2011
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Salty Muffin

(During intercourse) when you're about to cum, spray your load into your hand. With that hand, wipe it all over your partners butt cheek. Sprinkle some salt on it, then lick it off.
Wife: Honey whats for tea?
Husband: Im gonna make you a salty muffin
by @&@9/11 October 31, 2015
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chicken muffin

Also known in its compound-word-form, "chickenmuffin."

A Hawaiin sweet roll with popcorn chickens sandwiched inside. Tostitos nacho cheese is optional for spreading or dipping.
I think that chicken muffin I had for dinner gave me the squirts.
by ceck0face July 9, 2006
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corn muffin

Black Girl: "Hey corn muffin!"
White Girl: "Shut up NIGGER!!"
by Fanopolis May 29, 2004
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muffin the mule

a puppet character from a British children's tv programme of the 1950s
by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003
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Muffin

1. sweet
2. likes strawberries
3. hates cherries
4. smartest boy in class
5. charming lito thing
by Princess Cherry February 20, 2003
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Fag-a-muffin

A small child or pre-teen showing signs of being a complete fagot!
I love my son, but he acted like such a fag-a-muffin when he lost the spelling bee Johnsons little fag-a-muffin son!
by J.P Johnson January 28, 2011
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