muddy potato toss

While in the act of anal intercourse, the penis slips out alowing a small compact piece of feces to slide out of the rectum and onto the floor. The male in this situation would then toss that muddy potato to an unknown undisclosed location

Doug tossed that muddy potato behind sharrons bed like it was never there and kept on gettin it. This is known as the muddy potato toss.

by Potato scooper November 4, 2013

Muddle Cuddle

When you go to hug them but your head is the wrong side, causing awkwardness and/or unintentional touching.

Dude I am so bad, I just did a Muddle Cuddle with my ex!

by SoccerTeas November 3, 2013

Muddy Broomstick

The act of sexual intercourse via the back passage. (The insertion and thrusting of the erect penis or penis analogue into a person's anus.)

"I totally got a muddy broomstick last night."

"we did the muddy broomstick"

by alexb934 February 19, 2014

muddy boulder

verb. The act sticking one or both of your testicles in a conscenting party's ass hole and pulling it out with a layer of feces on it.

What's that smell? Oh, that's just from Jeff and I giving Chantel a muddy boulder.

by D-Money$ August 2, 2014

Muddy Garden

To engage in anal intercourse only to find your partner has not prepared themselves for sexual congress

Cory: "Dude, it don't look like you douched beforehand!"
Devon: "You know I always clean the rosebud for you"
Cory: "I'm totally not into playing in a muddy garden with you"

by rob-not-bob September 6, 2014

mudderfuh

A more appropriate way of saying "motherfocker"

Teacher: y u no do your wrk?!

Carlos: u mudderfuh

by HuwatDerp September 8, 2014

muddbutted

the past tense of continuous diarrhea occurring over a period of time.

I walked Django to the grocery store yesterday and he muddbutted over everyone's lawn in between.

Went to Taco Bell for lunch and muddbutted my way through dinner with my girlfriend's parents.

by djangogfh September 25, 2014