Max L's

Maximum losses. When the amount of L's (losses) being taken is more than the usual. Anytime something occurs that is unusually tragic or painful to watch. Coined by disenfranchised American sailors onboard amphibious class ships.

Mac's pregnant baby momma gave him Chlamydia which he gave to his wife. Mac is taking max L's.
"Your boy Jay got into a car accident in his new beamer after he found out his grandma died. I feel bad for that guy i feel like he's always taking max L's."
"Hey bro, i think i got the HIV from that hooker."
Bro: "Max L's"

by MaryMatician July 14, 2017

max ammo

What you say when you need the odds to be in your favor

You:You're never gonna win the lottery
Me: Max Ammo!
Me:*wins lottery*

by Real_River_Child February 22, 2017

max schmidt

Max Schmidt is a kid from belgium known as a player who pulls hot emo bitches and rawdogs them in a forest

Big Tiddy Emo : hey max schmidt i love you , ur so hot omg please dog me in a forest

Max : ok (rizz)

by xxWicked August 26, 2022

max rossitto

Absolutely massive human being. Normally between 250-280cm tall. He is an absolute legend aswell.

I think that's a Max Rossitto.
Yeah, he must be at least 250cm!
HE'S MASSIVE

by Stinky Poo 69 December 1, 2019

Max McKensey

a hot creamy cum lord

Max McKensey creams in his bed every night

by Creamy Bower September 8, 2022

frequency max

fre·quen·cy max, the highest, and most common frequency at which maksim a jew indeginous to the brooklyn and queens areas of NY is consistantly vibrating at, this vibration frequency is known to climax at times when einsteinian quantum mechanics is mentioned, or when this particular variant of jew meets a she-jew and within 5 minutes declares engagement to be wed. a shorter name would be max, this particular jew has the ability to alter his frequency giving him the potential to disappear from sight as well as faze through walls and some times even time its self.

uhoh a documentary on eintein is being shown in modern physics, maksims frequency max is going to hit the roof today.

by David Cheng December 16, 2004

Mysterious Maxxing

Mysterious Maxxing is when someone is here one message and gone the next. A serial ghoster who comes back and taunts you. Although your friends may never be aware, don’t be surprised if they also become victims of Mysterious Maxxing. How good are your detective skills cause even Scooby Doo can’t solve this mystery!?

“He’s doing it again! He’s totally Mysterious Maxxing me!”

by Knight2403 September 23, 2022