Knock On Wood

When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up

He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off

No towel all good I will knock on wood

by Knock on wood March 21, 2024

knock

usually a reserve for a pool/snooker game, that is left on the side of the table when someone else is playing, so that you 'reserve' your game after theirs, or after the knocks been put down before yours.

paul, i'll go and put a knock on the table yeah?

by Adam April 16, 2004

Knock

1. To strike a surface noisily to attract attention, especially when waiting to be let in through a door.

2. A desperate cry for help, particularly to express one's desire to enter the music room.

Student 1: "I am so screwed"
Student 2: "We just need to have some more practice time" knock knock knock knock knock knock

by TheSixthWizard March 28, 2024

Knock the monkey unconcious

The ultimate form of masturbation, the penis rarely survives this

Boldi, why are you leaving, are you going to sleep?

No man, I'm gonna knock the monkey unconcious.

by slimunator January 29, 2025

knock knock

a type of joke

knock knock!

by aaaaaaaahh! October 22, 2020

fat knock

Typically a girl named Ellie that lives in ballincollig

Or any girl that has a big belly

Typically a heavy girl or unfit

A girl that eats there boyfriends dinner

Sham is that Ellie the fat Knock

Mam Ellie’s after eating my dinner the fat knock

by Sussy dog 68 March 15, 2024

socks knocked off

someone getting hit so hard, their clothes come flying off, to their briefs

We LITERALLY see someone get they socks knocked off

by Lowcap September 14, 2022