Italian Bed Crumbs

The dried up remnants from the fluids produced from vaginal intercourse. The "Italian Bed Crumbs" remain on the bed from thrust-born friction, which dries the fluids into crusty 'unwanted' morsels.

Hey babe, It's your turn to wipe the Italian Bed Crumbs, I did it last time! You know I hate sleeping with all that stuff in the bed.

by Captain_D1077 May 5, 2023

Italianx

A gender-neutral form of "Italian" written by people who aren't Italian and don't know jack about the language. This word is supposed to be for those who don't want to be called Italiano, even though it is neutral already.

User: "Hey guys, I think Italianx are an unrepresented group."
Literally every Italian ever: "WE ARE ITALIAN, YOU AMERICAN SWINE!"

by Italian Meatball Spaghetti July 2, 2023

pointy italian shoe

What Timothée Chalamet looks like

Twitter: Timothée Chalamet looks like a pointy italian shoe

by ~vibes~ April 22, 2020

jen italia

Girl named Jen or Jennifer that fucks Italian guys

A Jen that takes a big dick

A Jen that’s not Italian but likes the stallion

I think she sleeps with Italian guys. She’s a Jen italia

Tony got a big dong his Jen italia loves it

Jennifer is such a Jen italia she loves the guido burrito

by Jen italia May 26, 2020

italian soccer

The soccer that has earned the hatred of nations worldwide.
Thier best tactic: The sham dive

Italy spent half the time in the finals
on the ground. Italian soccer suks

by U_Fool July 23, 2006

Italian

Pizza Lover. The only food they eat.

Tony: Yo gimme a slice. Pauly: How about some pizza flavored gatorade?

by Colvin May 9, 2005

italian clothes hanger

sexual position where male inserts penis into womans vagina and lifts her up with her legs wraped around him. very hot position!

i wanted to try the italian clothes hanger with my girlfriend but when i went to i found out she was a he.

bitch lets do the italian clothes hanger!XD

by Miranda Hoyt December 15, 2008