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The Italian Iso

Nickname given to Kobe Bryant on SportsNation
The Italian Iso wins another NBA championship.
by dooley207 November 11, 2009
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stupid italian

A slang word for a boy who only lives in England because his family migrated here because no one would buy their ice cream in Italy ( they don't understand good humour like Lee Mack)
I walked across the road to the ice cream shop, where the stupid Italian sat.
by Ice cream connoisseur April 19, 2018
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Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight

A nigga ass italian fleshlight is just what it sounds like. First, you microwave two hot pockets for two and a half minutes and then you take a shit into one of them. You then give the other one to your homie/victim. Then, once he needs to shit, you strap him down and shove the other poopy hot pocket into his ass. You then, use that poopy hot pocket while it's inside of him, as a fleshlight. Thus, you have completed the "nigga ass italian fleshlight" maneuver.
Toni: Heyyy! I'm walking hereee
Me: Sorry, Toni, enjoy this hot pocket to make up for what I did
Toni: Thanks, pal
Me: *commits rest of war crime Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight in gamer mode style*
by MinecraftBfandGf September 28, 2019
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Italian

Someone from Italy, or is descended from Italians. Usually pretty good looking people, and have awesome food. Also the descendants of the Ancient Romans.
Rocky is an Italian.

I'm about 80% Italian.
by starwarsgeek133 August 17, 2010
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italians

Italians are those who live in Italy. Italian-Americans for the most part are nothing like Italians in Italy. Italians in America are referenced as "Guidos" and "Guinnies". Most Italian-American men wear too much gold and and spend too much time on slicking their hair. Italian boys spend too much time spiking their hair, putting on cologne, and tanning. They also spend too much time on trying to sound tough and "Mafia" like. Italian girls are either tan or go tanning. They are very beautiful girls but can have serious attitudes. Great cooks. For the most part, Italian Americans are dispicable. I love real Italians from Italy. If you are 100 percent Italian and live in America and a male, your chances of being a douchebag are high.
Gel is usually Olive Oil.
Eat too much.
Swear too much.
Try and make fun of other ethnicities to try and make themselves feel better.
Think they have larger dicks when it is scientificly proven it does not matter your ethnicity is, you have a dick the siz it is because that's the way it is.
by Donnie Brosco May 13, 2005
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italian

the most narcissistic people on earth. If you see someone and they are italian they will make sure that you know that they are italian. being proud of your heritage is fine but shoving it into other peoples faces isnt. need to realise that the only people who think italians are great, are italians.
that italian marcus is always wearing that stupid ''italia'' sweater.
by raptors May 4, 2007
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Italian Shotgun

from the southern region of Rhode Island- when a person presses on one nostril and blows snot out of the the other creating a shotgun effect.
This asshole got a little too close to me so I blasted him with the ol' Italian Shotgun
by Dan January 9, 2005
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