Suck It Sleazy

When a women gives a man oral pleasure, because that’s the way it should be. However, she doesn't make love to the damn cock, she does it dirty, as seen in porn. Talking dirty and giving mean sexy looks is not required, but definitely encouraged, as is licking balls. This can be done not only by the filthy trash bag you bang on the side, but your true love as well.

"That's right bitch, suck it sleazy."

by Cecil Feilder July 28, 2005

Sucking Clit

The female equivalent of sucking dick. Ingratiating yourself to a female boss.

Now that Alberta has a female premier, all the law firms have become women's rights supporters ... they are sucking clit.

by W_L November 26, 2011

sucks to be you

Self-explanatory. The more insulting way of letting someone know that you don't really give a shit about their problem.

"Hey, Sandra, I don't have a ride to the party..hint hint."
"Hey, Alicia, it looks like it sucks to be you"

by Allie June 18, 2004

butt suck

When air is sucked into the anus and farted out usally without a stench.

"Man, Dalan buttsucks so much that he has diarreah"

by GorJoe July 26, 2003

suck the banana

A term to make oral sex seem more appealing to younger people, used in a situation where a young person would be blindfolded in order to hide the identity of the male apendage, making them think it is a banana.

child: "But Father Maxi, I dont want to play suck the banana anymore!"

by Jean-Luc Picard May 18, 2006

doesn't suck

something that is really good but said in a sarcastic way

yeah, the new pool doesn't suck!! or... Just got the new 60 inch plasma, it doesn't suck!!

by redrubyfruit August 6, 2007

Suck job

* similar to a blowjob, however the women violently sucks the penis like she's trying to get the last few drops from a drink

* An occupation employed by pimps to metaphorically " suck" the Money out a targets wallets and bank account
* sucking on a lollipop so fucking hard that the damn thing is sucked of the stick and flys into the persons mouth, causing a lot of gagging

* Can you give me suck job instead of a blowjob, blowjobs are gross

* I want you to suck this target dry of money until he don't have enough to buy some toilet paper
* Be careful with that lollipop, you wouldn't want to give yourself a suckjob

by Datt_nutt April 21, 2015