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GobbleJob

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.

At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-stained scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.
I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobblejob whilst I sat on the dining room table.
by SikkFukk November 23, 2023
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gobble buffer

Referring to a cock buffer.
Man: We need us a hungry gobble buffer for tonight!
by LX111101 November 23, 2023
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gobble buffer

A term referring a cock buffer.
Man: We need us a hungry gobble buffer for tonight!
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gooblesmackle

Complete and utter nonsense. Often having to do with misinformation about politics, conflicts, or other current events.
I go to NPR to get my news, which is, to put it lightly, far more reliable than the gooblesmackle known as Twitter.
by TertiarySyphilis1234 February 12, 2024
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Gibblestick

A gibblestick is an animal named gibble-stick. This animal is highly flammable, (learned from experience). This animal contains 4 grams of protein and will eat your parents when you sleep. If you receive this animal as a pet or gift. Use a flamethrower to get rid of it.
Gibblestick no!
by Gibblestick February 22, 2024
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gobbled

to absolutely EAT UP in the sense that there have been no crumbs left; you slayed so incredibly hard girlie
Did you see her outfit today? It looked so good - she literally gobbled!!
by evermore_1313 February 22, 2024
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gobblet

A super-sized balloon-glass for folks who really love to "imbibe big-time".
Garfield really "shovels it in" when it comes to solid food, so he might need a huge "gobblet" to adequately deliver da vast volumes of beverages dat he craves, as well.
by QuacksO March 14, 2024
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