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goat wrangler

a profession involving a male adult who intentionally abuses goats to test the goat's moral and physical stability often in a sexual manner.
holy shit i smashed that chick like a goat wrangler on heat!
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Goat Chokers

Menthol cigarettes
Hey, man. Got a smoke?
Yeah, I got Newports.
Oh, nevermind. Too strong. I cant smoke those goat chokers.
Goat Chokers by ballsmahony January 5, 2013

goat chicken 

A man who claims to be a woman but still has a beard
Hey look at that chick, I think it's a dude, check out the beard. Definite goat chicken
goat chicken by Milkchicken October 9, 2013

Goat Blast 

An euphemism for a foursome consisting of three men and one woman. The term comes from the phrase, “I’m hornier than a three-peckered billy goat”. How does one satisfy said goat? It has a blast with a hornier female goat. Three guys with three peckers and one horny girl is more than group sex, it’s a goat blast. The term was created and first used on the podcast Slacker and The Man.
Dobbs: “What happened last weekend? I heard some of the crew spent the night with that chick with the big boobs. Anybody get lucky?”

The Man: “The three of us did a goat blast with her!”

Dobbs: “I should have been there!”

The Man: “Yeah, you could have held the camera.”
Goat Blast by Mashers69 August 15, 2014
The point at which one has gone with out sleep long enough that they enter a state similar to intoxication. Generally comedy is enhanced and most activities increase in difficulty.
I slept so little last week, I think I spent more time in goat hour than in bed!
Goat Hour by lamwigvam March 4, 2015

goat nipple 

Boy: he mum I wont a puppy for xmas
Mum: im allergic you goat nipple