Sandwich Earth Society

The coolest, best Society there is. Probably.

Yo, those Sandwich Earthers from the Sandwich Earth Society have an IQ of 10000000! How shall we ever be as cool of Alternative Earthers as them!

by Sandwich Earth Society June 28, 2018

Hell on Earth

Buc-ee's is the literal definition of Hell on Earth.

Bucc-ee's is way too crowded with people, it's loud, it's obnoxious, and the whole place reeks of a strange odor that will linger in your nose and stick to your clothes. Their food is disgusting, and the prices are ridiculously high. Never set foot inside a Bucc-ee's. It is fucking Hell on Earth.

"My husband dragged me to Hell on Earth today."

"You mean Bucc-ee's? My condolences."

by HildaSimp June 5, 2022

Earth

A monumentally painful shit

I need an earth

by Tommy D November 4, 2003

The most beautiful man on Earth

Ezra Miller. Hands down.

The most beautiful man on Earth,

Ezra Miller from;

Year Title Role

2008 Afterschool; Robert
2008 Californication; Damien TV series; 5 episodes
2009 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit; Ethan Morse TV series; Episode: "Crush"
2009 City Island; Vince Jr.
2009–2010 Royal Pains; Tucker Bryant TV series; 5 episodes
2010 Every Day; Jonah
2010 Beware the Gonzo; Eddie 'Gonzo' Gilman
2011 Another Happy Day; Elliot Hamptons
2011 We Need to Talk About Kevin; Kevin Khatchadourian
2012 The Perks of Being a Wallflower; Patrick

by JustShutUpAndFuckingLoveEzra April 14, 2013

Scorch the Earth

The act of burning (and essentially wasting) the entire surface of a fresh green bowl of dro.

Guy 1 - "Hey I loaded you a fresh bowl man, its your green"
Guy 2 - *lights fresh bowl burning EVERYTHING*
Guy 1 - "You asshole! I cant believe you ALWAYS scorch the Earth. You are fired from this friendship GET OUT."

by KCfish October 14, 2010

Dinosaur Earth Society

Some dumb Jurassic Park fan club. They think the Earth is a Dinosaur, but they have a couple of loose screws in their head. They’re also huge assholes. They deny the truth that the Earth is a sandwich.

Dino Earther: YoU’rE mOM GaY! HAr hAr!
Mom: Stop being disrespectful, Jimmy, and clean your room. This Dinosaur Earth Society left him with two brain cells. I wouldn’t want my son to be one of the Alternative Earthers.

by Sandwich Earth Society June 28, 2018

tool is the greatest band on earth

What every Tool fan boy will say. He's normally listened to dumb heavy metal and simple minded rock songs all his life and smoked pot. All of a sudden he discovered Tool and acts like he is smarter than everyone in the world. The reason the fans think they are smarter than everyone is because Tool uses so many intellectual theory and philosophy influence lyrics and imagery in their songs that the kids begin to think they're smarter than everyone because they think they understand something no one else understands. All of a sudden these kids feel superior to their peers who listen to simple minded rock and heavy metal. The reason this has happened because Tool's music is accessible to the mainstream and at the same time tool uses less accessible and strange ideas hidden behind their lyrics. this means they can capture and attract dumb people but hide stronger intellectual concept within their songs which are later discovered upon more careful analysis and research. the fanatic kids who put stronger research into tool's songs normally become psuedo intellectual art snobs and hipsters. these kids think tool is the greatest band on earth because compared to what these kids listened to all their life, eg dumb rocking power ballad and pop/rock bands, tool is superior in concept. tool is a great band, it's just their fans who become obnoxious with staunch conviction.

fan boys will say "tool is the greatest band on earth" because their music is catchy and easy to rock out to yet hold strange and interesting meaning behind them. most rock bands before tool were nothing more than dumber party power ballad bands.

by eazy-X May 22, 2008