dry flexing

A manner of flexing your muscles without oil and pretending they look just as good without the shine

Zac just ran out of oil, so he was dry flexing in front of the mirror with dissapointment on his face.

by Wraith23 January 12, 2017

Dry Whore

A female that does not have sex with a bunch of guys, but sucks their penis or gives them a hand job, often to multiple guys.

That female right there gave those two guys blow jobs, and hand jobs last night at the party. She must be a dry whore.

by Frosty E1ite April 03, 2011

dry wipe

The act of swiping your credit card between the ass cheeks of a prostitute.

Ashley was having fun with candy but when he dry wiped her she got angry and left.

by James Gexton June 20, 2008

Dry Gulch

When you stick a finger into someone's ass without lube.

Frank woke up his girlfriend by giving her a dry gulch.

by HM2013 March 31, 2015

dry dock

A uncircumcised man wraps his foreskin around another circumcised mans penis.

I don't feel like fucking in the ass. Cant we just dry dock?

by distraughtsymphony February 24, 2009

dry pussy

just kidding, not for real, joking!

Are you serious?! No, i'm just Dry Pussy not dead ass

by Echelon1089 August 03, 2010

Dry Humor

A term used for a joke or humor which resides above a particular individual's realm of intelligence.

My Girlfriend: I watched The Colbert Report and he really isn't that funny

Her Sister: I know... I guess it's just "dry humor."

If your head suddenly itches it's probably dry humor.

by Dryhumor September 09, 2009