Decent Clap

Describes when someone is able to make a pretty loud clapping sound with their balls as they sway their hips in a rapid back and forth motion.

This method is commonly practiced in all parts of the world among males in locker rooms. Usually the lights are off, but sometimes, depending on sexual preference, they are left on. The person with the most decent clap is then determined.

1. Jermaine: For a white boy, Randy has a pretty decent clap; but I don't think it's fair for me to compare mine to his because I'm black.

2. Rodney: After gym class today, we had a competition in the change room to see which guy had the most decent clap. Deshawn's clap was so ballin that Coach Jenkins thought a fight broke out. Man, that nigga can clap!

3. Keith: In the change room the other day, I actually thought Jamar was gonna Kite Runner Steve, but it turned out he was just giving him the opportunity to appreciate the decency of his clap.

by xA-MANx December 28, 2009

beaver deceiver

A homosexual man who flies beneath a woman's gaydar, and thus appears staight.

Marisa thought she was gonna hookup last night, but the guy turned out to be a beaver deceiver.

by Ben Hawks December 14, 2008

desTROY DiCk DECEMBER

This is like the celebration to Ramadan, although with No-Nut November. After the gruesome month of November, where you must not nut, this is where you must DESTROY your DICK until it has eroded away.

Thank god I passed No-Nut November, now it is time for desTROY DiCk DECEMBER!!!!

by Eshaka7 December 3, 2018

December 7

December 7 is the 341st day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. 24 days remain until the end of the year. It is also Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day which observed annually in the United States on December 7, to remember and honor the 2,403 citizens of the United States who were killed in the Japanese surprise attack. Then, Princess Fia was born. A truly goddess indeed.

December 7? How can you not remember?

by Nik0ban October 15, 2019

Decestation

A God, or Godlike/absolute being. Someone superior to you; an immortal force that cannot be perceived and/or compared to the trivial entity you are. Decestation cannot be explained or analyzed by any humanistic intellect.

Decestation is indefectible.

Man: Decestation?
God: Yes.

by Decestation December 13, 2008

Destroy Dick December

During the month of December (starting at 12AM on December 1st) when one undertakes the challenge of masturbating once on the 1st day, twice on the 2nd, up until the 31st when they will masturbate 31 times in the day.

Hey bro no nut November is over now and we're beginning destroy dick December.

Hey are you keeping up with destroy dick December? It's the 15th and I've already completed my 15 for today!

by TheDestroyer. November 13, 2017

Dece Nuggs

Nuggets that are not too hot or cold and are breaded and cooked to a state of decency.

"Hi welcome to McDonalds, what can i get for you?"
"Can I get some dece nuggs?"

by micks2 October 29, 2009