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jesus condom peanut butter

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off
"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019
mugGet the jesus condom peanut buttermug.

Condom Fever

you don’t want no kids so you use a comdom.
you can’t take care of no kids.
you are too young for kids.
Ol Girl said she has “baby fever” I told her hell no I have condom fever I can’t have no kids
by SipRamenNoodles October 31, 2019
mugGet the Condom Fevermug.

condom

The condom truck is outside, come get your five dollar bill and don't miss out on your tasty condom!
by Cake Cake Cake Cake Cake April 14, 2025
mugGet the condommug.

used condom

"I put on a used condom last night some other guy left at her house."
"What was the point of doing that?"
"There was no point. I just didn't want to rawdog it."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
mugGet the used condommug.

poptart condom

When your dick gets stuck in a cake, but you then pull it out off the cake and fuck har with your now frosted penis.
"Strange things happened last night my dude! Ended up doing a poptart condom
by Jizzle The 'Juice MAn October 27, 2017
mugGet the poptart condommug.

Alaskan Condom

The alaskan condom happens when you dip your Cock in snow hand thrust very hard until the womens vagina freezes and u have to eat her out to clean it
by cocksuker2000 March 20, 2021
mugGet the Alaskan Condommug.

communal condom

The communal condom is a singular condom that has been used and passed around a group of individuals for a portion of time.
You need to get the Communal Condom from Jeremy so you don't get your girlfriend pregnant tonight.
by Fregley Heffley March 14, 2024
mugGet the communal condommug.

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