The Mongolian Cluster Monkey is similar in build to an adult chimpanzee with long fur. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey has figured out how to combine a Clusterfuck with a Monkey Fuck. They always act in large groups. And when they visit, you're left not knowing what happened, or where you are. You only know that it was loud loud, messy, violent, and involuntary.
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I was exploring my girlfriend's moister cloister and she found religion screaming, "oh God, I'm coming"
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"It was a clown car of clusterfuck at the top so I didn't need to know nor did I care."
With who they were bringing in, I knew it was gonna be a clown car of clusterfuck at my job.
With who they were bringing in, I knew it was gonna be a clown car of clusterfuck at my job.
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She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.
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