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GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART

The release of a silent butt deadly fart in bed, then pulling the blanket over a persons head, causing them to feel as if they are a Jew being gassed.
person #1 "Shanna, what did you give your husband for Hanukah?"

person #2 "I gave him a"GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART".
by lucysky January 24, 2010
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tongue blanket

when a girl has a massive fur-burger and you can tuck your tongue in for a nap with that tongue blanket
man i was with this chick last night took so long to get thru her fur-burger a tucked my tongue in for a nap with her tongue blanket
by meatwad1245 December 10, 2011
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bankee

An annoying yankee asshole who thinks they can buy the world series championship every god damn year.
Derek Jeter supports being a bankee
by J4X0FF October 21, 2010
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Bianke

Bianke is the happiest person you can get to know and is fun and always happy to talk but knows when to be serious when the situation requires it, she is a beautiful, smart,cute and extraordinary person who knows how to care for you no matter the situation as well as been there for you when you really need her.
John:That girl is one of a kind..
Ashley:I wish I could be like her.
Jay: Thats girls a Bianke
by @majay143yourstruly July 14, 2018
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Charles Blake

A peasant rat bastard on the hit show Downton Abbey that's horny for Lady Mary Crawley.
"Did you hear what Charles Blake did? He asked Mary to fuck him again and she said 'No, you're a peasant rat bastard.' And he keeps coming back!"
by Lord Perseus December 13, 2013
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bitch blanket

A person to whom another person constantly bitches or complains about the ridiculous drama in his or her life.
Damn, I feel like Raychelle's making me her bitch blanket. She always comes over to me after class and dumps all her troubles on me about her shitty life.
by Kaybeeay February 10, 2009
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purple fuzzy blanket

A violet fluffy crib blanket. The shorter version of it is PFB.
by UWILLEATABLANKET July 4, 2011
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