Cherie Blair

Wife of Tony Blair. Has an improbably large mouth often likened to a postbox. Despite the fact she is a successful lawyer, she frequently puts her foot in it by bitching about her husbands policies.

Hobbies: Shopping on Ebay

Reporter: "Cherie can you comment on your husbands foreign policy?"
Cherie Blair: "Its shite"
Reporter: "Thank you"
Cherie Blair: "Oops..."

by Boylio November 10, 2005

sepp blatter

a balding stupid dude who somehow managed to become the freaking president of FIFA. he don't know squat about football, and it is common knowledge that all he is interested in is making women footballers wear tighter shorts.

Bad dog! how dare u sepp blatter all over the patio! no dinner for u, bad dog.

by coded the gunner March 3, 2011

Sirius Black

Godfather of Harry James Potter, who is not dead, and will live on in the memories of his fan-girls (me) forever!

Attened Hogwarts for 7 years, was part of the infamous group of pranksters' known as the 'Marauders', Remus Lupin(Moony), Peter Pettigrew (wormtail), himself, and James Potter (Prongs). He was framed by Peter Pettigrew after the deaths of Lily and James Potter, and sent to Azkaban prision for 12 years before he escaped! Something one had ever done before.

Sirius is also an animagi, he transforms into a large, black, bear-like dog. Known as Padfoot, and/or Snuffles.

He was a fan-damn-tastic (straight) hottie.

Snape's worst memory: "With another shock of excitement, Harry saw Sirius give James the thumbs-up. Sirius was lounging in his chair at his ease, tilting it back on two legs. He was very good-looking; his dark hair fell into his eyes with a sort of casual elegance neither James's nor Harry's could ever have achieved, and a girl sitting behind him was eyeing him hopefully though he didn't seem to have noticed." (Harry was watching Sirius Black and James Potter durning they're O.W.L. exams)

Dumbledore: "Sirius was a brave, clever, and energetic man, and such men are not usually content to sit at home in hiding while they believe others to be in danger."

by Orietta Robinson December 14, 2008

Black Spray

Thin, viscous, frothy diarreah, which exits the anus in a conical spray pattern. The Black Spray is commonly the result of drinking numerous pints of Guinness and eating cheap greasy bar food and/or Taco Bell.

See also spray mud

I wouldn't go in there. I got a bad case of The Black Spray.

by AnonymousDrinker June 26, 2005

blade hoots

When a smoker gets a torch and burns two knives to extreme temperature, then procedes to pick up the pot on the knife and squishes them together. The target generally has a funnel and inhales the smoke, for a super good high.

Johnny did blade hoots last night, man was he fucked.

by KyleManSK May 4, 2007

blair betts

One of the best penalty killers around. Will throw his body in front of anything. Wins face-offs as easily as stealing candy from a baby. Pretty bad ass.

Bob: Wow! You just stopped a slapshot going 90 mph!

Bill: Yea, I pulled a real blair betts.

by bettsy19 January 5, 2008

blargtastic

Adj. Stems from the root word blarg, with blarg being derived from blah and argh. Blargtastic is used to indicate a state of frustration and/or hopelessness. It is often used sarcastically as a synonym to "awesome" or "well-done".

1. The "war" in Iraq is blargtastic.
2. That loss was a blargtastic display of physical imperfection.

by Siamara January 23, 2009