Blueprint

A guy or girl so incredibly perfect that they are the original design.

"Marcel Gerard is the fuckin blueprint".

by lavitadulce January 6, 2014

turtle blazed

The highest level of high achievable
highest trip you can possibly achieve.
blazed out of your damn mind.
baked till your eyes all bright red.
completely stoned.

He has to be turtle blazed, he doesn't even know whats going on. His eyes are twitching and he's seeing stuff.

by A.lbert January 19, 2009

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congratulations you have just reached the max amount of boredom you can ever reach on the planet
do you even have anything else better to do than this???????

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by fgv January 31, 2022

Bluebird Day

A bright, clear, sunny day after a night of snowfall.

Nothing is prettier than a January bluebird day in Seattle.

by Emersonia December 15, 2011

Blue Balls

Blue Balls is a painful outcome of being denied an orgasm despite constant arousal. Many believe Blue Balls can only happen if you are strictly cut off at point of ejaculation. This is untrue, Blue Balls can happen even if you have had no stimulus in the penis. This may be the cause of early onset Blue Balls but no study confirms that. Blue Balls can happen at any state of arousal as long as it is continuous.

Blue Balls can happen while you are out with a person who is sexually appealing. Though there is a lot of erotic stimulus (kissing, cuddling, groping, etc) there is no actual penile stimulus, Blue Balls will onset and stay until an ejaulation can occure.

E.G. "We made out for hours but she didn't want sex, so I went home and on the drive my nuts HURT!! Like hurt to touch and every bounce on the road...."

"Damn dude, Blue Balls suck man!"

by Snopuppy September 16, 2018

Blue Period

The depressed stage in an artist's work. Work from a period in which the artist was depressed.

"These are my sunflowers, this is my bunny and those pictures of me slitting my wrists... those are from my blue period"

by luke skyballer October 5, 2009

blasicinowhinotianchishanazi

Somebody who is black, white, Asian, Mexican, Filipino, white, albino, martian, French, anything that ends in -ish, German, and Nazi.

What everyone wants to be but know they can't be.

Hitler would've killed the blasicinowhinotianchishanazi.

by Sister Mary Lephant March 18, 2010