baldinonce

A play on the word goldilocks. This is used as an insult to a bald person specifically.
In this insult is actually two parts:
"baldi" refers to calling someone bald but isnt the most offensive aprt unless they really are a fine with being called a nonce.
"nonce" refers to them being a paedophile

this insult is best used at people who are:
A) in a position where being called a paedophile would be a serious accusation such as a teacher or paediatric nurse
B) very clearly insecure about them going bald especially if they are currently balding and not bald

Mr Pugh: "Tom where is your homework this is the 3rd time this month!"
Tom: "shut it baldinonce, your breath smells like catpiss"

by oblyboblie April 18, 2023

Bald Headed Daddy

A father who has spoiled and raised his daughter so well that her standards are considered high. Best example of this was Hilary and Ashley Banks from Fresh Prince

My bald headed daddy bought it for me.

by Kharmin April 21, 2023

bald noob

a shoeless nigga that aint got no hair, and is a noob at playing chess

person 1: did you see that black as shit dude over there?
person 2: yeah he is a bald noob lmao xd xd

by indiancunt29 April 26, 2023

Bald eagle

A name that you call when someone is hairy yet bald.

That cancer patient is a bald Eagle!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Bald

Not wanting to do Something or attend something.

John: u tryna go to the party at 8?

Mike: I’m bald.

Another example:

Mike: u wanna go swimming

John: I’m bald

by MattM. June 16, 2023

Bald

When a person does not want to do something or attend something

Mike: I tryna go to the party at 8

John: I’m kinda tired I’m probably gonna bald

Another example:

Mike: you wanna go swimming?
John:nah I’m bald

by MattM. June 16, 2023

Bald Bastard Classic

Where you chug a 5 hour energy, take a XO and chug a tall redbull

“What you want from the store”-Jesse
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic

by iiTzXan June 26, 2023