dilly bar

The encasing of the penis inside of ice cream or frogurt, then proceding to have intercourse (may be oral)

same scenario as a chli dog only improvised with ice cream, instead of chili.

by Keanu Reeves April 23, 2005

Bar Bitch

the person who always ends up getting the rounds in

'get me my drink, bar bitch'

by Marc January 21, 2004

Jesus Bar

A bar located in the disabled toilets which non-disabled or disables uses may grip in the event of a bad bowel movement, grog bow, the shits etc. Users can then let a "jesus!" rip while taking a dump and clenching the bar.

"I took a massive dump ! It was like I was shitting a knife, thank god for the Jesus bar in the disabled toilets"

by LaurelE May 11, 2009

klondike bar

A nightspot, pub or other boite where parthenogenically produced lesbians can hang out with others of their kind. See klondike

Gertrude and Alice met at a klondike bar and got married in Massachusetts. Then they got on the waiting list to create their own klondike from a Cambridge laboratory.

by Luigi August 6, 2004

Bar Raper

A person who uses a bar for support while playing DDR on easy songs which should be done without a bar.

Those pricks think they're so good, they're all bar rapers.

by Evanstowers August 18, 2007

bar muttzvah

The day that you realize that your pet dog is no longer a puppy but an adult dog.

Today we're having a bar muttzvah for Sandy!

by pentozali June 21, 2009

tar bar

Slang for a black mans meat stick. Looking like a bar covered in black tar.

A Brothers Penis

Bird Bone

titi started to grunt when tyrone jammed his tar bar in her chocolate star fish.

by Captain sticky January 24, 2008