ex-watching

looking for someone while walking in a place that has a high probability of them being there, but hoping not to find them.

~whilst walking on campus~
Friend 1: you look a bit distracted
Friend 2: yeah, ever since Mary and I broke up I am ex-watching while on campus

by socialmediahater March 5, 2023

Porn watcher

someone who watches people shove their pp in a hole

me: sees on laptop
me: runs over to check search history
*sees porn hub all over search history*
person who owns the laptop: HEY! STOP TOUCHING MY LAPTOP
me: hell nahh u got so much porn on it u porn watcher
person: STOP IT or ill...
me: what show me porn or something?

by KIDBRO September 25, 2023

Movie You Could Watch Muted

A movie that has plenty of eye-candy to see, therefore worth watching without sound just to look at the good-looking people.

"Who's in that new movie coming out this weekend?"

"Ryan Reynold's, and the previews show him shirtless!"

"That's a movie you could watch muted!"

by Shmily51102 August 1, 2012

gay porn watcher

A John Hide guy who uses “ can I get a Hoyaa ‘ way too much

Can I get a Hoyaa! Hey! John! Quit watching gay porn! You gay porn watcher!

by Holy mike May 31, 2018

Nipple Flicking Weather

When it's so cold outside your nipples perk up.

Meteorologist: "There is a 60% chance of snow today"
John: "Dang, that's nipple flicking weather."

by SenboIkari October 16, 2018

Act up weather

When it starts to get warm or nice outside after a long crazy season. Everyone starts to wear tank-tops, shorts and t-shirts. This is used after the winter time is over.

Ex 1: It's act up weather so I'ma put on some booty shorts.
Ex 1: Time to wear something cool, it's that act up weather season.

by 172kid April 12, 2019

TPOC is watching

A company’s extreme micro management by use of fear tactics and supervisory bulling of its employees to the point work performance is negatively impacted.

Hey Johnny, Hurry up and finish, TPOC is watching

by PRGC August 9, 2019