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Waffle Mouth

1)- The act of trying to eat a full waffle out of someones vagina as the "syrup" and "Butter" oozes out.

2)- The act of stomping someones mouth in with a loggers boot therein leaving a waffle impression on their mouth.

3)- The act of heating up a waffle maker and burning it onto someones face leaving a permanent waffle impression.

4)- One who constantly eats waffles.

5)- One who places a waffle over someones pussy then fucks the waffle mouth..



WAFFLE MOUTH!!!
say you are walking down the street and listening to some sweet music then all of a sudden you hear the phrase Waffle Mouth! and BAM youve just been kicked in the face and you now have waffle mouth!
by The Waffle Mouth December 16, 2008
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waffle

1. (noun, also verb) A fart that hits the back of your testicles, tickling them on impact.
That was a crazy waffle I got in driver's ed.

An astronaut waffled in outer space and could still smell it.
by Farnagey UnButtons October 21, 2006
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Wafer

Wafer is slang for an unmarked pill of pure MDMA that looks similar to a white smarties candy. Sometimes called waffles.

Consumption results in a very smooth roll with no tweak or hangover.
Hey man, do you have any wafers? I'm heading out to that rave tonight.

Yeah man they're 25 a piece.
by rave2win November 5, 2008
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thug waffle

A man with so much sexual potential that he always has an erection
My boy Preston is such a thug waffle, savage!
by SlickDickSlick September 6, 2016
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blue wafflecopter

1.) a disgusting, repulsive thing that is dripping in strange goo and puss with unimaginable long disgusting hair with very close resemblance to the hair of a elephant also with a horrible stench that can tear the stitching out of levies.

2.) an exaggeration of a very ugly girl that is always hitting on you and/or others.
1.) oh shit its a blue wafflecopter is coming hide

2.) theres Olivia, she is such a blue wafflecopter
by Alex gwh5's Anderson September 14, 2011
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waffle crapper

An amazingly beautiful, and attractive woman. Coined by Adam Carolla, on the late night radio show Love Line.
Damn, that girl's such a waffle crapper i'd suck on her daddy's dick.
by Devin Ray November 8, 2005
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