wipelash

Injury caused by attempting to wipe too fast from behind.

gary: I really hurt my wrist this morning.

Sheila: what happened?
Gary: I took a bad poop and tried to wipe too fast. Now I've got wipelash!

by Urban humor August 12, 2017

Wipeass

When you are unable to wipe your own ass

Thomas: Have you seen Jenny on the nudist beach?
Joe: Yeah man, shes pretty Wipeass

by Armard May 11, 2018

wipesa

A term used in the profession of Nursing, originating from Alfred State College in Alfred, New York (Home of Hot Dog Day). WIPESA is the acronym used to teach nurses what to do when they enter a patients room.

“W” is to “Wash hands”, “I” is to “Introduce yourself and Identify the patient using their name and date of birth”, “P” is to “Provide Privacy to the patient”, “E” is to “Explain to the patient what you will be doing today”, “S” is to “provide Safety for yourself and the patient” and “A” is to “ask patient about any Allergies”.

Nurse: OK Dr. Jones, I performed WIPESA on the patient in room 2, he’s ready for you to start the procedure

by Ashashhh December 3, 2018

Wipeage

This word should have been made in the first place

Definition: In the act of wiping

"The wipeage of one's blood is necessary"

by regyfehug February 27, 2019

Wipea

When you're wiping yourself after taking a shit but your finger rips through the toilet paper and you accidentally finger yourself

lamar:yo last week i was taking a shit last week and accidentally wipea'd myself.

by dxrk February 13, 2020

Wiper Weenie

n. A person who sets their windshield wipers disproportionately fast for the amount of rain coming down

It’s barely raining, quit being a wiper weenie and switch to intermittent.

by HerbErtlinger November 13, 2020

Wiper Rash

1. A chafed butthole from wiping with inferior toilet paper. 2. Wiping several times in one day and not taking a shower for a couple of days.

That shitty gas station toilet paper gave me wiper rash!

by Mikethego2guy September 12, 2023