Under investigation

American media's favorite phrase

Citizen: please answer my question

Member of media: sorry dude. I don't answer any questions. Your hippie concern is under investigation. Goodbye come back tomorrow.

by Aspergers dragon March 17, 2025

Questions Under Extreme Esoterical Leniency (Queer)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Questions Under Extreme Esoterical Leniency (Queer).

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 20, 2025

hands under the table

when you are jacking off in class behind the cute girls

dude, I had my hands under the table yesterday

by your_worst_nightmares June 13, 2019

Under Surveillance

Someone is watching

We gotta be sure we ain't under surveillance as we pull up

by Gouddy McGouda January 18, 2022

under beaver

A slip of a woman's vagina beneath a dress or skirt that is seen or photographed by another person accidentally, casually, deviously and/or sexually.

Guy 1: "Sweet under beaver shot brah, you can totally see her lips and everything!"

by Furrlurp July 2, 2015

Short little small guy who is under 5 feet

Popular YouTuber Cody Ko who is canonically very small.

"Yo dude, who are you watching?" "Me? Oh I'm jus watching Short little small guy who is under 5 feet" "Oh shit I love Cody Ko."

by Bu T. Ton June 13, 2024

under the gills

Irritating, bothersome
Used in a similar manner to “under my skin”

When I see lousy driving, it gets under the gills.

by ChrisineDarling September 12, 2023