Uber Super Straight

Formal Definition:
A biological Man (XY) who only has sexual interest in biological Females (XX) who are within the average BMI (Body Mass Index) 18.5 and 25.

Biological Man - a biological male who has an X and Y chromosome.
Biological Woman - a biological female who has two X chromosomes.

Markus: Hey man would you date that biological female?

Titus: Nah I'm Uber Super Straight, shes not a biological female with two X chromosomes between 18.5 and 25 on the international standard body mass index therefore I'm not attracted to her, just the way I was born I guess.
Markus: I respect the orientation you were born with. I hope one day you will find a biological female with two X chromosomes between 18.5 and 25 BMI so that you can one day have healthy children and live a peaceful family life.

by Titus Tiberius March 12, 2021

uber

An urban version of a goober.

Look at that uber taking a piss in a doorway!

by Malcolm X-crement January 1, 2004

uber

abnormaly large and overwhelming, often used in positive form, known to be linked with the unnatural

I saw an uber flying rabbit, it was uberly awesome, its wings were covered in fairy dust as it flew over the dolphin hippies and dropped its evil curtain bombs on them

by Nick April 30, 2003

uber

biggest, best, extra special, highest, longest, etc...

We were drinking uber-water (vodka) during our "Munchkin" game!

by Aakesh August 5, 2003

Uber

Short for "Uberingham" - The greatest Postwhore in 2gnt.com History. My hero.

Uber is the greatest post whore in 2gnt.com History

by DarkOne May 4, 2004

uber

Originating from the German word, "über", meaning super.

Often used in slang to emphasize greatness, intensity and awe.

That movie was stupid, i mean just plain, uber-stupid!

Nice shot! He was uber-fragged!

by Bluehawk July 16, 2004

Uber

extra in 1337 speak, often used with cool.

To, that's uber cool.
That level is uber hard.

by Uber L0oz0r November 26, 2003