turd shredder 

A turd cutter that has been afflicted with hemorrhoids to such a degree in which solid stool is passed with grooves or tracks carved into the surface by said hemorrhoids, similar to the process of a Play-Doh shape extruder toy.

I told Carroll to eat more fiber, otherwise she's going to end up with a turd shredder .

turd shredder by molokaicoconut February 28, 2019

Turd formation 

The act of being completely discombobulated in a position that makes you look like the smallest of hobbits

After a night of massive debachury, Caroline assumes turd formation in the corner to ponder her existence.

Turd formation by Caroline Bachelorette Homies March 23, 2019

Turd Stick 

Black penis, especially when a black penis is inserted into a white vagina, it looks like the white lady is pooping out of her vag. The thicker the black dick, the bigger the turd.

Person A: "Seen the latest Blacked video?"
Person B: "Nah I don't watch turd sticks, looks like poop every time."

Turd Stick by Whites Are Gapes April 19, 2019

Turd burglar

A person of ill repute who, upon acquiring a precious item not their own, then lays a fresh pile of defecant in its place.

"Brenda, the turd burglar's back. He left a present for you on aisle three."

Turd burglar by Strangeflavoredquark August 3, 2019

Turd Friend

Less offensive way of saying "shitty friend"

La Senorita Gato: Gahh you're such a turd friend

Turd Friend by P. P. Walter November 23, 2019

Turd Rodeo 

Total shitshow.

I went to my stepdaughters talent show - total turd rodeo.

Turd Rodeo by JMoYo1 December 2, 2019

Turd savant

A turd savant is the Rainman of poop. This unique genius can tell you the state of your health with a quick look at your poop.

Turd savant: See how that log veers to the left? Not good. Drink chamomile tea at bedtime for a week to get more rest. Then snap a pic of your morning poop, text it to me and I will give you an update.

Turd savant by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019