spiderweb titties

When ones breasts are swarmed with stretch marks, that surround her nipple. The stretch marks usually link and split apart to form the appearance of a spiders web.

Damn, I should have never got this fat now I have spiderweb titties! and or; Quit having so many damn kids your boobs look like spiderweb titties from all them damn stretch marks.

by Tall Cans & Captain Chainsaw October 2, 2007

haggard tittie

Something or someone that is beyond worthless or hopelessly passé. Used to describe anything or anyone that sucks, is boring or is worn out.

Gregory is such haggard tittie.

by J.Q.T. October 20, 2003

tittleywink

someone that is hot, thin, and smart

the girl was a tittleywink

by Anonymous May 29, 2003

titters

Stifled snickers and whispered comments uttered by the various members of a group of guys when they observe that the bikini-top, bra, etc. worn by a female (particularly one whom the guys are not overly fond of, either because they view her as being “full of herself”, or because she shoves lots of criticism and unwanted advice down their throats and/or otherwise acts like a feminist b***h to them) has slipped aside or come off without her being aware of it, leaving at least one of her titties exposed.

Us guys were just trying to soak up some afternoon sunshine at the beach, but that local “neighborhood grandma” was standing there blocking our light and trying to lecture us about the “fallacies of laziness”. Didn't we have some major titters when her limp skimpy string-thing slipped up and we stared at her hooters all during the speech --- we didn't hear a word she said! Wonder what kinda mortified hissy-fit she had sometime later on whenever she finally discovered it! Served her right --- some NERVE she had, disturbing our relaxation by regaling us with her long-winded harangue about “you will regret your indolence later in life”!

by QuacksO November 29, 2011

nuccas are suckas fo ass an titties

The statement that niggers will do anything for a girl with a donk or some big titties.

we nuccas are suckas fo ass an titties nigga

by [e-mail] December 22, 2003

titters

A term used by Chris M. from the nard in reference of boobies (especially his woman's). Also known as jugs, tits, breasts, knockers, boobs, breasticles (what senta calls them), hooters, gazungas, boulders (as in 'over the shoulder boulder holder'), etc...

Lady, you have the nicest titters that i have ever seen.

by Chris on lindsey's email January 18, 2004

tittieshit

1when you take a shit on someone's tit

2another word for bullshit

"I just took a shit on Vanessa's tittie."

"that was sum fucking tittieshit i am never going back to that school."

by thekidwhofucked2girls December 25, 2007