teacher

the center of all evil

I swear, my teacher is the devil!

by Karina M April 2, 2008

English teacher

A teacher who is a feminazi boomer.

Damn, my English teacher is teaching us how to kill men.

by swimmers0115 September 23, 2019

teach you how to stunt

Brought on by 50 Cent and the whole G-Unit squad. Showing someone how to boast about what you got. Cars, Rims, Diamonds, etc...

I'll teach you how to stunt.

by atown77 April 25, 2006

teach

A term usually used as a put down to those who ask obvious questions and have their questions answered in a sarcastic way. It resembles the classic burned or owned, but more specific to question-asking. In forums "teach!" is often followed by an emoticon wearing a graduation cap and holding a pointer.

n00b: Why can't I post in the rest of the forums?

member 1: Surely you already know that after having read the rules before joining.

member 2: teach! *insert emoticon*

by ctrl-alt-delete July 21, 2008

tenafly

tenafly is a boring town to live in because theres nothing to do wih your freinds and i lived here for a while and i cant stand it. i cant wait to get out of this boring town. and also your right next to englewood and thats not good.

tenafly has nothing to do for kids and teens

by ferarri999 August 1, 2011

health teacher

generally a useless occupation, that a principal can assign to himself because he is useless at everything else. Plus when you do hire a "health" teacher it usually just finished eating seven whoppers and is now telling you how to live a healthy life

"dont you hate that new fat-ass that takes up the whole hallway"
"oh you must the new health teacher"

by Scrotey McScootch February 9, 2012

Teacake

The act of doing a jobby on a male/female's body and mixing jizz into it sso that it closely resembles the popular chocolate and marshmallow biscuit

Man One: Hmm, darling your face smells funny

Woman: Aw shit, i never should have let that guy teacake me last night :/

by Alexxxio March 21, 2010