by Mertown July 3, 2007
Get the Television mug.The froth seen on the lips of a politician who is so engrossed in making a point that he/she neglects to notice the drool coming out of his/her mouth. First seen in the Movies in Fifteen Minutes community on LiveJournal as it mocked High Chancellor Sutler in the film "V for Vendetta." See also telefroth.
All of the bad guys, plus Chief Inspector Finch, are conveniently in one room to receive the giant, furious telespittle of High Chancellor Sutler.
by Spiraling April 26, 2006
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When individuals use extreme bluster and bravado over the phone when they cannot back it up in person. Occurs because of the distance between the two parties and usually with caller ID block for extra protection.
A job applicant who did not get the job got very hostile at me today. He had a huge case of telenuts, going on and on how I was a dead man walking.
by Phill Latio August 6, 2007
Get the Telenuts mug.by Noah Buddy November 7, 2007
Get the teleswag mug.when two or more marijuana-friendly people call each other with the express purpose of smoking a joint whilst conversing on the telephone.
by Nicole James June 16, 2008
Get the telejoint mug.A typically drunken phone call made for the sole purpose of sharing the song the caller is currently jamming to with the callee. Most likely the caller and callee have a particular bond over said song.
The act of sending a telejam can have various implications. Most commonly the phone call is made to say "I'm thinking about/missing you". In this case, although the song itself is usually unintelligible due to the extremely high volume it is being played at in conjunction with the caller and caller's drunken friends screeching rendition, this affectionate message is still successfully conveyed. Less commonly the telejam is used mockingly, to rub into the face of the callee how much fun the caller and their other friends are having listening to your special song at 2am on a Tuesday morning.
Either way, the phone call typically ends up as an entertaining voicemail for the callee to listen to at 7am on their way to school or work.
The act of sending a telejam can have various implications. Most commonly the phone call is made to say "I'm thinking about/missing you". In this case, although the song itself is usually unintelligible due to the extremely high volume it is being played at in conjunction with the caller and caller's drunken friends screeching rendition, this affectionate message is still successfully conveyed. Less commonly the telejam is used mockingly, to rub into the face of the callee how much fun the caller and their other friends are having listening to your special song at 2am on a Tuesday morning.
Either way, the phone call typically ends up as an entertaining voicemail for the callee to listen to at 7am on their way to school or work.
It is standard procedure for Mackenzie, Katie, and April to send one another a telejam whenever intoxicated and listening to Mase's "All I Ever Wanted", paying homage to the Konk days' dorm room music video making and binge drinking of Popov.
April: "I looove Puff Daddy!!!!!!!!"
Katie and Mackenzie: "Me toooooooo!!!!!"
April: "I looove Puff Daddy!!!!!!!!"
Katie and Mackenzie: "Me toooooooo!!!!!"
by daterapril August 14, 2008
Get the Telejam mug.Generally found in call center or helpdesk environments; the uncontrollable urge to scream obscenities at a caller for real or imagined stupidities
Did you hear Don cursing at his caller today?
Yeah, his telephone Tourette's was really acting up today
Yeah, his telephone Tourette's was really acting up today
by Lollercycle October 4, 2008
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