poop in the typewriter

1. Superfluous language.

Spare me the dissertation Vicky, I get your point...the rest is just poop in the typewriter.

by DonkeyShae June 30, 2011

typerventilating

sending messages through instant messaging in a rapidly sequential intervals.

I could barely follow the conversation; she was typerventilating like a madwoman!

by ExaRox February 9, 2009

Chicago typewriter

a thompson submachine gun (from the similarity of the sound of it's firing to that of a typewriter)

The robber was armed with a Chicago typewriter and wore a green suit.

by The Return of Light Joker October 17, 2007

All types of drat.

An awesome new phrase that will endure throughout the ages.

"All types of drat!" said Strong Bad.

"I am scheming all types of drat."

by fuckedurgf October 31, 2019

There's two types of bad weather

Meaning more than one peice of bad news, or a peice of bad news followed directly by a second.

Woman: I'm leaving you.

Man: Oh man.

Woman: There's two types of bad weather.

Man: Oh yeah?

Woman: Yeah, I've got AIDS

Man: Shhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttt

by Sidney Shapiro August 4, 2009

typewriter

an acient typing device your parents used after walking home from school through ten-foot snow drifts uphill both ways

Hey Karen! Look at this new typewriter i got! it even has automatic return!

by none January 15, 2004

typer

Someone who is typing in a group chat. This phrase is used to call someone out while they are typing a message before they send it. Most commonly used in the phrase "typer, no typing!" (an offshoot of the classic Dora the Explorer phrase, "Swiper, no swiping!")

ruby: "..."
quenby: "typer"

by pillbug science March 11, 2021