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tossing salad

Having your salad tossed means having your asshole eaten out with syrup or jelly; syrup is generally preferred. This is usually done as initiation for someone that wants to score some drugs in jail, or by sexually depraved people.
-"Have you seen the new boy in cell block D? I'ma make him my bitch; he'll be tossing salads by the end of the week!"
-"Mary is a freak in bed; last night she tossed my salad!"
by Chris Rock June 15, 2003
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tosser

A fan of the 2008 Broadway musical "title of show."

"title of show" -- with music and lyrics by Jeff Bowen and a book by Hunter Bell -- documents the creation of a musical about two guys writing a musical about two guys writing a musical. The show developed a following of rabid fans who shortened the name of the production to the abbreviation "tos." They then called themselves "tossers." If they were aware of the other meaning of the word is unclear.
"I am such a tosser, I would totally go out with Hunter!"

"All us tossers were hanging at the stage door and I, like, actually got to SEE Jeff and Michael! It was SO toselicious!"

"I took Susan's workshop and it was just full of tossers."

"Dear Abby, should I tell my new boyfriend that I'm a total tosser?"
by JoanBennett February 26, 2009
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Tosser

The exact same as a wanker. A person left all alone in the house no mum or dad he goes up into his room and decides to toss him self off he imagines a chocha in his mind.
People who wank/toss them selfs think of chocha cause he is gay. He also wanks about himself cause he is a fanny!!and a total tosser
by Ash1402 June 26, 2006
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tossed up

to smoke lots of weed and get tossed up , high
hey dude yesterday i got sooo tossed up from that weed it was ridiculous!
by shant telimi December 19, 2007
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tossed salad eater

someone who eats tossed salad or eats out someones anal cavity.
That's gross I don't want to talk to him, i hear he's a tossed salad eater.
by Tim April 25, 2004
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Daniel Tosh

A person who is popular for the sole purpose of being a complete douche.
Why would anyone want to be his friend!? He's such a Daniel Tosh!
by 12-21 May 17, 2011
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tosnker

someone who is paranoid of his family being homosexuals and therefor very annoying and aggitative about being gay theirself. from the words
tos = tosser
ker = wanker
John is tosnker
geaky has been a tosnker since we met
kristian is a tosnker for thinking nathan is gay (true)
by dani vito July 4, 2006
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