tosnker

someone who is paranoid of his family being homosexuals and therefor very annoying and aggitative about being gay theirself. from the words
tos = tosser
ker = wanker

John is tosnker
geaky has been a tosnker since we met
kristian is a tosnker for thinking nathan is gay (true)

by dani vito July 4, 2006

tonker

n. The male genitalia; penis

"I have a big tonker"

"He did WHAT with his tonker?!"

by TouchMyTralala February 23, 2006

tonker toy

A penis.

Oi put that away mate. This is a cake shop, you can't play with your tonker toy in here, there is enough fresh cream in the cakes

by mitch00uk April 4, 2015

toonker

its a fat person who thinks there strong and buys themselves small clothing so there fat makes there arms look big(in other words Nye)

Hey David your a toonker

by TheToonkerAssociation May 23, 2014

tonkers

Big, strong and muscular. Large and powerful.

yo! - check the guns on that tyrone!!! - nigga iz tonkers!!!!!

by dchohan March 26, 2008

tonkers

Tonkers is another term for a woman's breasts. It can be used in casual or formal jargin.

Yo, check out those tonkers!

by Olegna Piano May 28, 2008

toinker

This word refers to people whose creativity reaches its highest peak when one's in the bathroom, especially when sitting on a toilet.

"I didn't know how to begin my essay when i'm sitting in front of my laptop; but once I sit on the toilet, it just came to me."
"wow you are such a toinker"

by shinee233 May 1, 2014