Top-sighted

The inability to see a woman's bottom half while intoxicated.
"When I sobered up and the top-sightedness wore off, I realized that her physique looked like an upside down maraca."

"All I saw was a pretty face and a nice rack. I had no idea her body actually looked like my bong."
by David B Weingarten September 11, 2011
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Tank topping

When you go out without the deadweight of friends who can’t keep up (similarly going out in the summer in just a tank top without a jacket to weigh you down).
Marley, we’re tank topping tonight, don’t invite anyone.
by Sobo1234 May 22, 2022
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top agreement

a nonverbal agreement between acquaintances, or in rare situation strangers in which they put each other in there myspace top friends for the main reason of filling up space.
thisguy: i didnt know bre and travis where such good friends

thatguy: there not

thisguy: then why are they on each others top friends?

thatguy: thats just a top agreement
by travispierre February 03, 2009
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TOP G

Top G, a top g is someone who is a BOSS and someone who does not give a fuck about cheap people, TOP G is a person who gets layed when he wants and where he wants he is a multi Hundred millionaire, LIKE MAHER SUIIIII
A top g example is Maher Gaye’s
by SUIUIUIIIII January 11, 2023
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Top set

In a secondary school, there are sometimes these things called sets. these are when the year groups are divided into classes based on there score on their entrance exam (and so, their intelligence).
The top set is supposed to be the most intelligent people in the year.

Now I've cleared that up, top set is the people whose mums bribed the teachers.
"How many genuinely intelligent people are there in top set?"
"Three."
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Mascara-Tops

A woman who wears way too much makeup.
Did you see that chick? She looked fake as hell.

Yeah, dude. She's a Mascara-Tops
by brbrown1988 February 26, 2013
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Top Pops

Overly excited, hyper, and full of queerness. Often assosiated with gay autistic men.
Calm down buddy, don't be a top pops!
by rottenkidneystone July 07, 2023
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