Q-Tip

The best invention ever. Used by some to poke out their brain, hence their lack of intelligence.

Man, she's so dumb she must have used q-tips today.

by Carrie Anderson May 17, 2006

wing-tip

A peerson way out in the breez. Every event in his local/global environment blows right past him/her.

The wing-tip never consideered that the girl on his arm was a punchcard thay putout like a broken candy machine.

by Andrew Ward January 18, 2004

Q-tip

A person wearing a turbin on his/her head.

The Q-tip at 7 eleven asked me for ID before I bought the forty.

by Leon February 27, 2003

Red Hot Tip

An Australian piece of slang to indicate that whatever the tip is is extremely solid, like inside information or coming directly from the source.

I'll give you the red hot tip mate, Billy is getting the arse tomorrow, put your name into the ring and you might get a shot at his sheila.

by barry dawson the cougar December 27, 2011

Hollow Tip

Type of bullet designed to penetrate bullet proof vests.

"Them hollow tips make a nigga dissapear like houdidi"

by chingylee November 18, 2004

G Tip

Something you can swear on that shows how serious one is. Also used as G for short. Shows truth in a statement.

"On the G Tip he told me that you ran up in my girl"

by Michael j. Morales September 20, 2005

Q-tip

Basically just an ear dildo... I don't even know, I just inhaled Splenda through my nose and it burns like shit... What is life, honestly?

Human Being: *Cleans out ears with Q-tip remaining ignorant to the fact that cleaning your ears with a Q-tip actually just pushes the ear wax back and not cleans it*

OR:

Me: *Opens bag of Splenda*
Splenda: *Sprays wildly in the air*
Me: *Breathes*
Splenda: *Flies directly into my nose*
Me: *rolls around on the ground in pain*
Salesman: Here's a Q-TIP, good for every occasion! For cleaning your ears, makeup, keyboards, and much MUCH more!
Me: Q-tips aren't used for cleaning Splenda out of your nose
Salesman: Excuse me, let me do my job!
Me: Excuse me, do it right!

by I forgot my first handle, so.. July 20, 2018