Q-Tip

The best invention ever. Used by some to poke out their brain, hence their lack of intelligence.

Man, she's so dumb she must have used q-tips today.

by Carrie Anderson May 17, 2006

Q-Tip

A small plastic item with cotton on each end that can be damaging if used in the ear canal. It can force wax further into the ear and cause compaction. Despite this fact, ignorant people still use them in their ears...cuz what the hell are they good for otherwise?

Dude! I just came from the doctor and he said I have a massive wax blockage!

What did you do?

I used a Q-Tip...

by res123 October 3, 2011

Q-tip

A private nickname Shin-Ae gives Kousuke in the webtoon"I Love Yoo"

"I can't stay at this party any longer after ruining that Q-tip's suit... curse this hunger of mine..." - Shin-Ae Yoo's inner monologue after her first encounter with Kousuke Hirara

by dragonfly-her? August 23, 2019

Q-tip

A little white stick with cotton swabs on either end. Useful for sticking in a bodily orifice where a finger can't reach

little johnny swabbed his asshole with a Q-tip and presented it to his mother

by Winnie The Shit November 8, 2003

Q-tip

Super smooth rapper of Tribe Called Quest fame

fartsman: hey q-tip, those are some funky fresh jams
q-tip: thanks!

by fartsman July 26, 2005

q-tip

a person of much older age (60-80s) that still are some what capable of driving, all you can see is there little old white hairs creeping over the steering wheel.

This is crazy that q-tip can't drive for nothing, its immpossible for them to see over the wheel of that lincoln town car.

by court December 4, 2004

Q tip

Blue-ish stick with cotton on both sides

Used to remove what is most likely dead thoughts from the ear

man, you need to use a q tip

by Skan July 3, 2006