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stalkniscient

Being omniscient in a creepy way. Having knowledge of private information (such as meeting locations and events with friends) without having spoken to people involved.
Person 1: Why is creepy dude here? How did he find out about the party?
Person 2: Don't you know, he's stalkniscient
by Theodis December 23, 2008
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stalking the book

adding over 500 friends on facebook, people you don't even know, so that you can spend hours scanning through their posted pictures and reading their comments
by foe stigmund August 8, 2009
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Stalkbooking

The act of repeatedly visiting one's Facebook wall and/or commenting on one's Facebook status.
Ray : Diane has been commenting on my status all day long.

Tom : Dude, she is stalkbooking you !
by SuperRay February 16, 2010
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stalkalysis

When a stalker begins to analyze you in the hope that either;

a) you will realize that the stalker understands you more than anyone else and therefore you should submit, and/ or

b) the stalker will discover some justification for your disinterest and dismissal that has nothing to do with the character or attractiveness of the stalker. You of course must be privy to this so that you understand that the stalker is in fact more attractive and intelligent than you.
"Spare me the stalkalysis."

"He won't take a no, he won't take a never, now he is stalkalyzing me!."

Example of stalkalysis:

"..now I understand a little bit more about depression, the reasons for you pushing me away are clearer.."

or

"..but now I can see that your previous relationships are preventing you from accepting happiness. You should stop this self- sabotage before.."
by chloefz January 14, 2010
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Stalkeerer

noun A person who is being stalked (a stalkee) who, for their own safety and sanity, must stalk their stalker's actions to be aware of what stalking may transpire.
PERSON A: I read on her friend's facebook wall that she is obsessed with me! Does that make me the stalker now for reading that?
PERSON B: No dude, you're a stalkeerer!
by ellliotrosenburger July 20, 2010
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stalkability

The degree to which a person's information is easily accessible on the internet.
His name is so unique, he has a ridiculously high stalkability factor.
by stalkable January 5, 2011
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Stalkie Talkie

A mobile phone loaded with facebook places, foursquare or another application capable of transmitting your GPS.
Mary had her stalkie talkie with her at the mall, and this allowed her creepy lab partner to follow her the entire day at a discreet distance.
by MrVertigo September 16, 2010
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