cow spanker

though there is not an exact definition for the word it is usually used as a reference to something of a sexual nature. it generally means someone erotic.

"hey hows micheal doing did you get with him"
"oh ya i did he's such a fucking cow spanker"

by rosa1234 February 7, 2012

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Goat Spanker

Someone who tucks their jeans inside of their boots. Often used for the purpose of placing the hind legs of a goat inside the boot to have sex with it.

Bubba: “whys he wearing his boots like that?”
Jim bo: “guys a goat spanker”

by Normmtx April 28, 2021

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The act of ejaculating into an everyday washing up sponge, place aside and wait for the acquired time to harden. The female then strips the male of their lower attire and proceeds to spank them with the now hardened mallet.

'Do anything good last night?'
'Met that bird for a drink...insisted on watching a bit of Sponge Knob Bare Spanks'
'Ah man, what a slag!'

by Little luxuries April 18, 2015

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shank diver

N.inmate or fellow jackass who insists on penitrating your anal cavity with a shank.
N.butt pirate that uses a homemade sword to enter a male/female anal region.

That Sleepy Eye is going to be one happy shank diver for you.

by xxmaelstromxx November 11, 2007

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Shankadelic

Is when you kick,hit or throw something so bad and so short, its a shank but its also a crazy(psychadelic) thing.

If you golf, and you tee off and its goes short and too the left......... Its shankadelic

In football, if you have a sloppy 14 yd punt..... Its shankadelic.

by Q Biggins November 29, 2010

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