Salted

When your bitch gets so mad because you found a way to piss them off in a hilarious way.

Example, Alex was so mad he just threw the table at us. He was extremely SALTED

by sunsetbeach35 January 18, 2017

saltine-job

When a girl gives you a head job to climax then blow dries your dick to make the load stick to your nuts then and pours salt on them....

Matt: That chick gave me the best saltine-job last night at Kmart.

by Master saltine chef February 10, 2017

Salted pretzel

Like the outside of a blunt wrap and sprinkle weed over it.

"Bro me and Josh smoked a salted pretzel yesterday."

by DracoCJM July 5, 2017

Salted Nut Roll

A sexual act in which a man rolls his flaccid penis into a ball, places it into his partner's mouth, and lets it unfurl.

I had an amazing night, Janice. My boyfriend, Tyrone, gave me a salted nut roll.

by datyoungkid September 25, 2017

salt week

The week before a vacation in which all students become exceeding salty and toxic

Person 1: bruh why are y’all teachers makin’ us do work, it’s the week before vacation

Person 2: dude calm down it’s salt week

by Splendidwizard1 February 15, 2018

Saltin

Usually pronounced "saltain" saltin is (or was intended to be) a replacement for "joanin".

Jack: "Damn bro yo' outfit trash and yo' feet stank"
You: " Oh you saltin huh?" *makes a witty comeback*

by ThaSlumpyyK.I.D. February 19, 2018

Salt Boy

The opposite of a "Sugar Daddy". Lonely men who will pay women to spend time with them.

Girl: I told this boy I wasn't interested in dating him, but he still wants to take me to a movie. He said he'll pay for my ticket and buy me dinner too...

Girl's friend: Wow, what a salt boy.

by cubialpha September 16, 2018