Simon

He's a little weasel who's cool and fun and he is secretly a five nights at Freddy's character!

You need a Simon as a best friend

Simon is a crazy kangaroo

by treewall November 21, 2021

Simonize

When a forum moderator goes off the rails (postal) and attempts to destroy a forum from within.

Bob the Super Moderator banned all the other Moderators last night and started to Simonize multiple threads on Duckduckgoose.com

by nuttsgt March 2, 2021

Simon

Complete faggot

He fucked a dude, what a simon.

by mcdouchebag1997 November 23, 2021

Simon Montgomery

Someone who doesn't understand the definition of nicknames.

Im Simon Montgomery I don't understand shit about nicknames.

by BPaws August 16, 2016

Simon

A BOMBER!

SIMON IS GONNA BOMB YOUR HOUSE. RUN!

by ALUAKBAR FOR LIFE February 22, 2022

Simoneing

When you take a mental day on the biggest stage of your career.

Tiffany called in Simoneing it today after giving the opening of her big presentation.

by Slickrocjr July 28, 2021

Simon

A hot bodded gentleman, makes all ladies go crazy while swooning. His name is the worded embodiment of beauty and passion.

Look at Simon his body, ahhh.

by chewy chonkers June 26, 2022