To Shlonk it silly style is to give someone the most diabolically, mind boggling, jaw dropping, mind melting, back arching head. Similar to “slapping someone silly” but in a much more sexual manner. It you’re to shlonk it silly style/ be shlonked silly you will come out a whole new person
Person A- “dude, last night was crazy”
Person B- “why, what happened?”
Person A- “my partner said they’d *shlonk it silly style* and holy shit dude! Shit was the greatest experience of my life man”
Person B- “real”
Person B- “why, what happened?”
Person A- “my partner said they’d *shlonk it silly style* and holy shit dude! Shit was the greatest experience of my life man”
Person B- “real”
by strainjacketcutiepatootie May 5, 2024

going full goofball, like showing up to a job interview in a sombrero or starting a conga line at a funeral. just making life a big joke.
"Dude you free rn?" - Some guy
"Nah bro," - Cool Guy
"Why not?" - Other guy again
"Im too busy silly maxxing." - Cool guy
"My bad." - Other guy once more
"Nah bro," - Cool Guy
"Why not?" - Other guy again
"Im too busy silly maxxing." - Cool guy
"My bad." - Other guy once more
by Sir_Pants April 24, 2024

When somebody says “Pull up, there’s silly numbers”, this means nobody is going to pull up. Don’t be fooled, Faisal squad is cap.
by Messi42 December 10, 2022

by PheonixSux December 12, 2024

by a_achoo March 1, 2023
