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Swing Kinker

A game involving a swing and a football. Similar to Rounders but on a swing and with a football. A game prominently played in the North of Forfar in the Market muir mostly on weekends.
Here dougy torrie wants to play swing kinker...hes got a ball and some trackies!
by steeviemo June 22, 2009
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swine fluked

When you feel fuked by the deadly swine flu virus.

"Swine fluked" is often pronounced with L silent - as fucked.
Doctor: Am sorry, your test reports +ve. You are swine fuked (swine fluked)!!
Patient: fuk the swine..
by slim_berry August 20, 2009
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Swineumonia

The pneumonia that occasionally follows cases of the swine flu. Literally, the worst thing ever, and the cause of many, many more jokes about man-pig relations.
"Hey, man. Are you feeling better?"

"No, now I've got swineumonia. FML."
by PiggyPneumo September 30, 2009
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swine beaver

I know this girl that has been with like 100 guys and she was horny so I hit that swine beaver.

my buddy went the the bar and got really drunk. With his beer goggles on he picked up a swine beaver.
by McWillie Coyote December 1, 2009
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Swing Pong

Phenonmenom in Fly In-Fly Out mining operations where two opposing swings try to mine the same orebody with different teams, ideas, hopes and dreams.
Every swing, a goodly amount of time and effort is spent progressing the recalcitrant teams direction and vision only to have the recidivist swing come in, ignore it, work on their own plan and hand it over to the the recalcitrant team a week later.

This game can be played ad infinitum.
Recidivist Crew - "We have to mine lots of Ore this week"
Recalcitrant Crew - "We have to mine lots of Waste this week beacuse those imbeciles from the other swing mined all the Ore and we have to move the Waste"
Recidivist Crew - "We have to mine lots of Ore this week beacuse those imbeciles from the other swing mined all the Waste and we have to move the Ore - looks like we got us a game of Swing Pong"

Etc.
by Frustrated miner December 19, 2009
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Swing Guilt

a term used by former swing dancers to describe the lame guilt trip recieved from current swing dancers.
"awwww you should really come back dancing, its really gotten good!" which is a lie, its still lame.

"Oh where have you been?? you too good for us?"
Ask one more time and the answer is yes.

"Wow I ran into Jimmy today, what a dork... he kept slathering the Swing Guilt on"
by Hep Two Peeh February 10, 2010
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Swinging Frisky

A pejorative phrase describing a man who is uncircumcised.
It sure is hard to sequester a woman in your lonely West Village studio when you're swinging frisky...
by Joshame July 8, 2010
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