Stupid Canadian

None have been found.

Unicorns are about as common as a stupid Canadian.

by Bloodmore January 26, 2006

stupid change

When a waitress gives you change that has you either give a lot of money or very little for the tip. This is a trick to guilt you, don't fall for it.

See example for better understanding.

I was out once and the bill came to $29. I gave the waitress a $50. She came back with my change, a $20 bill and a $1 bill, stupid change. Am I supposed to leave her a $20 tip on a $29 order? I think not! I left that stupid bitch one dollar. Maybe some other sucker will fall for her tricks.

by sterlingheights December 9, 2005

Stupidcasm

Stupidcasm is the pretending of one's own ignorance to "shut-down" a know-it-all friend, who is trying to correct your false stupidity. There are different shades of stupidcasm to better fool the victim...

Stupidcasm in action:

("I Wanna Hold Your Hand" is playing on the radio in the car)

Dude 1: "Man, I love the Kinks"

Dude 2: "Actually, dude, the song playing on the radio is none other than "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" by the Beatles." drifts off into an intellectual rant with a glazed look in his eyes..."this song is from 1963, and is one of the two songs the Beatles sung in a language other than English..."

Dude 1: Interrupts "I was just messing with you, man. Of Course i know who sings this. Dork."

Dude 2: "I hate you and your stupid stupidcasm."

by Murphy Norman February 21, 2008

stupaked

When government forces unpopular legislation down the throats of the people that elected them.

When a congressman changes his position on an unpoplar piece of legislation ignoring his constituents.

Man, did we get stupaked by ObamaCare.

by noboma2012 March 23, 2010

Stupid-Smart Phone

A hi-tech "smart" phone that annoys the hell out of its owner due to regular glitches, poor service, and other shortcomings in its craftsmanship.

"My iPhone 4 just sent out a "Goodnight, I love you babe" mass text to everybody on my contacts list even though i only selected my girlfriend as the recipient. Stupid-smart phone.

I now rely on the stars when traveling, instead of my GPS app, stupid-smart phone"

by Dylan684 September 7, 2010

stupid pumped

There are multiple levels of muscles a person can have. Starting with swole, yoked, pumped and stupid pumped. Stupid pumped is reaching the last level of weight on the machine and still wanting more weight.

"Going to the gym to get stupid pumped"

by fabe January 23, 2014

stupid mf

Short term for stupid mother fucker

That dude is a stupid mf .

by Thisbruh69 August 11, 2016