staky

Little Stakhanov. Workaholic.

Hey Staky, Are you working on sunday?

by Guglio March 25, 2017

Stalking Your Friend

To Stalk Your Friend is to find their baby picture on his/her mom's blog then making it your profile picture online

"Yo! I'm Stalking My Friend!"
"No Way! You're Stalking Your Friend?"
"Look, this is his baby photo"
"lol"

by Command C Command V December 16, 2019

cock-stalker

A slut who will either openly or secretly become constantly active in the pursuit of some new dick.

"Those girls from Sex in the City are such cock-stalkers!"

by oscar green September 3, 2007

b stalking

when someone gives you so much information to contact them there's no excuse not to talk to them, like backwards stalking

"So how did you date go?"

"Horrible. This chick is b stalking me. I have her facebook, cell, home, e-mail...."

by Jennay200812 June 25, 2008

stoop stalker

a city nigger who has no porch or front yard. sits on the stairs all day.

damn stoop stalkers stink

by skeeterkkk September 22, 2009

Car stalking

one drives around a parking lot unable to find a vacant automobile terminal, causing one to locate a person who appears to be making their way towards their automobile. Once located one must then drive slowly behind said person until they arrive at their vehicle, wait for them to enter their vehicle and leave and, upon their departure, promptly insert ones automobile into the recently vacant automobile terminal

John: hey, did you find a spot this morning?
Matt: no man, I was car stalking this woman all the way across the parking lot! Turns out she was going to the bus

by EvanPalm March 4, 2010

Ex-Stalker

A person who was a stalker, someone who doesn't stalk any more. Akin to ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/

I'm her ex-stalker, I found better things to stalk.

by Dr. Zeu April 18, 2010