Scrotal clamps

Two cup-shaped linked objects that squeeze testicles together.

Scrotal clamps are often ornamental items for the mantlepiece or the deep freezer, where these inconspicious items - often silver - hauntingly nest.

Gentlemen that prefer S&M discreetly can wear them during tight business meetings to further enhance humiliation.

Or as punishment for a torn förhudsros or lost precious kandelbär.

"Darling will you get me an egg cup - no not my scrotal clamps - just an egg cup please?"

"He squirmed as he realised the scrotal clamps were fresh from the freezer".

"Like acupuncture, his tight scrotal clamps helped him overcome being fired."
"Worn out förhudsros and heavy kandelbär - he realised he might as well enjoy some scrotal clamps at brunch."

by Snurrgurkan May 18, 2009

screte

Is as small tobbacco filled pouch that is used in areas that are tabbacco free. It is also used in cases where you may be trying to make a good impression and do not want your lower lip bulging out. Just put in a screte.

Peter has court today so he better put in a screte instead of a full blown chew.

by Jamsalot321 October 26, 2007

scooter booger

A non attractive and or obese woman riding on the back of a motorcycle.

Look at Jeremy with that scooter booger on the back of his bike I bet she has a thyroid problem.

by ncbornokgrown August 7, 2014

scooter

one of my best friends and someone who has joint ownership of the title of most sarcastic (the other person being me)

deep down, scooter really does think kurt cobain is hot

by scorchie February 12, 2003

scooter style

When a guy wants to do it scooter style they want to pop out ur eye ball and fuck u till they get off in ur skull then put ur eye ball back...

Someone from stoney creek wanted to try scooter style went his now ex girlfriend

by audrea March 1, 2008

ultimate scooter

A hefty gang of street thugs from the east side of Melbourne Australia. They are said to roam the streets of rich suburban nieghborhoods hittin up primary schools and other such inicent places with their radical, hard as, scootering. The take blade scooters to the next level and make wesley snipes look like a pussy.

Ah police please... yeah... ultimate scooter have struck us again, they've just scootered in our local primary school and left grind marks everywhere. The worst part is that they have started a scooting craze at the school. (police- we will be there shortly)

Wanna hit up a primary? fo' sho.

by Pig headed jerk July 30, 2008

scrot

a non-descript, yet somewhat repugnant substance forming due to lack of attentiveness to a particular item (being animal vegetable or mineral). Not dissimilar to mould or a throbbing infectious mound of bacteria, though the similarities between the two are few and far between. One would apply the term where other more clinical references would cause a social faux pas when utered in pleasant company.

Scrape away that scrot from your undercarriage, it's the Sabbath, and we know how dim a view He would take.

by Sam Calvert July 22, 2008