What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.
Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.
by QuacksO August 6, 2025
Get the She said I could rub her feet afterwardsmug. Jim got a boner from sally sitting on his lap so he brought her to the other room and asked her to rub on him (cuz he didn’t have a condom) Sally first rubbed him with her hands but Dylan said it wasn’t working so Sally got on his lap facing him and pulled down her shorts so she was only in her tiny thong and unzipped Jim’s pants do he only had his boxers on and started to thrust on him she then got in the arched position and Jim started rubbing on her for hours
by AnneVal March 9, 2022
Get the Rubbingmug. When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.
by tom-ed September 13, 2021
Get the Rubbing the old cakemug. Unnecessarily rubbing unnecessary facts into other people's faces, It can get extremely annoying during a debate that is only focused on one thing and the person brings up random facts.
Person 1: therefore, godzilla's atomic fire can't burn scp-682
Person 2: It's atomic breath, Not fire, It doesn't burn, only vaporizes, Also godzilla still wins lel
Person 1: Are you serious fact rubbing right now?
Person 2: It's atomic breath, Not fire, It doesn't burn, only vaporizes, Also godzilla still wins lel
Person 1: Are you serious fact rubbing right now?
by MemeyMemer69 February 13, 2022
Get the Fact Rubbingmug. when an old guy jizzes his viscous, kidney-stone-infused jizz inside a woman's womb; impregnation is optional
by spleenmasta January 13, 2024
Get the Rub salt in the wombmug. When you are extremely perturbed and exacerbated of hope the only cure is to masturbate with the rage of 1000 suns. A rage rub is the act of angrily jerking a phallus, and can be both by given or received. Also known as to madsturbate.
Dylan: Goddammit I’m so fucking angry!
Becky: Is there anything I can do to help?
Dylan: Yeah. Why don’t you come over here and give me a dangerous rage rub.
Becky: Is there anything I can do to help?
Dylan: Yeah. Why don’t you come over here and give me a dangerous rage rub.
by AssontheGrass October 1, 2018
Get the rage rubmug. 