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When you masturbate for like forever but when you finally ejaculate no semen comes out.

Like when someone lights a dynamite stick but instead of blowing up, it just fizzles out. Aka a dud!
"Maaan I wanked for hours yesterday but when I finally felt I was gonna pop, nothing came out!"

"Shit bro you totally did a rub a dud!"
by Ulgubulgu February 5, 2020
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Slang for drug peddler, in other words: A dude or dudette who dabbles in the rough and dangerous world of selling illegal (sometimes legal) substances.
"Get that damn drugler out of my damn house! Or Imma kick you out, you got that son?!"

"But daaad, Jimmy is not a drugler, I swear!"
by Ulgubulgu May 17, 2014
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