Relationship status that usually occurs prior to cohabitation in which your partners favorite condiments mysteriously begin to appear in your kitchen.
What's Corie's relationship status? I saw a bunch of her Arabic dips and sauces in his fridge. I think he's in a condimented relationship with that Jordanian girl?
by forever creepin' December 29, 2021
Get the Condimented relationshipmug. Toxic relationships is when your girlfriend don’t want you to do hot girl shit this summer and protective.
by Toxic relationship Christian May 27, 2021
Get the Toxic relationshipmug. A relationship that moves to quick builds a fantastic relationship one a foundation that couldn’t hold it and it crumbles
All Grey’s relationships have this
by @!?&$ July 21, 2023
Get the Grey’s relationshipmug. Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!,
Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.
Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!
Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.
Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!
Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.
Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
by Dr.FartScientist October 4, 2020
Get the McDonald's relationshipmug. An Envelopment Relationship is when a person intentionally does not reveal their true feelings on who they love, because they do not want to cause conflict with an existing lover.
Person 1: You like Jane? She's dating John.
Person 2: Yeah, it's more of a Envelopment Relationship..
Person 2: Yeah, it's more of a Envelopment Relationship..
by xXDj_CandyXx August 13, 2016
Get the Envelopment Relationshipmug. .
Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025
Get the Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.mug. by ilovetoreadurmom March 30, 2023
Get the Relationshipismmug.